Chuck Norris

Post by **mosespa** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:22 pm

True...everybody knows that Tony Iommi is the latest internet badass.

moom · Post by **moom** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:36 am

mosespa wrote:True...everybody knows that Tony Iommi is the latest internet badass.

OOH, here is another Tony Iommi fact

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David Smith · Post by **David Smith** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:59 pm

Everyone knows that mexican guy with the tatoos who appears in everything (Danny Trujo or something) is the ultimate movie badass

PublicImage · Post by **PublicImage** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:08 pm

THEY CALL HIM MACHETE.

nosaj · Post by **nosaj** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:20 pm

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

jtull · Post by **jtull** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:30 pm

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

Damn!t · Post by **Damn!t** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:13 pm

Chuck beats a second for a half an hour.

jtull · Post by **jtull** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:31 pm

There is no dark side of the moon really. As a matter of fact it's just a Chuck Norris shadow

Hudini · Post by **Hudini** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:15 am

Bata Živojinović once killed three Nazis with one bullet. And it was a blank.

nosaj · Post by **nosaj** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:00 pm

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

rememberaday · Post by **rememberaday** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:35 pm

Chuck Norris vomited and lo!- out came Margaret Thatcher!