Chuck Norris

David Smith · Post by **David Smith** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:43 pm

Did you know?:

Mr. T does not know what fear is. And if he knew, he would pity it

Mr. T used to bodyguard for Muhammed Ali which is the sole reason why Ali was one of the most undefeated fighters in the world. His opponents wouldn't dare beat him whilst Mr. T was sat ringside. Ali now sits at home shaking through fear when he saw Mr. T whoop the popcorn tenders ass for giving him salted instead of salt-free

Other than Charles Bronson, no white man should ever consider fighting crime without the help of Mr. T

If you were to look up the word "fool" in the dictionary, Mr. T would instantly pity you

Just to even up the balance with chuck and T jokes

DarksideMoon · Post by **DarksideMoon** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:22 pm

Haha! Chuck Norris facts are awesome! My boyfriend introduced these to me.

Now anytime we see Chuck Norris on tv we have to laugh.

MrLucky · Post by **MrLucky** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:44 pm

Ringorocks · Post by **Ringorocks** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:09 pm

"When God said 'Let there be light', Chuck Norris said 'Say please!'"

"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people."

"Mr T uses the I after the E as he pleases"

The last one is my personal Mr T favourite.

My favourite chucks have to be

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever."
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. "
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face."
"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."

matknny · Post by **matknny** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:04 pm

What a man, lol, chuck is

PublicImage · Post by **PublicImage** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:05 pm

matknny wrote:What a man, lol, chuck is

give Chuck a capital 'C' or he'll roundhouse kick you to Sweden!

jambo · Post by **jambo** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:27 am

PublicImage wrote:
matknny wrote:What a man, lol, chuck is
give Chuck a capital 'C' or he'll roundhouse kick you to Sweden!

Through the centre of the EARTH!!!!

matknny · Post by **matknny** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:27 pm

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard in the face, they ceased to exist. This of course was never documented, because Chuck Norris then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone within the vicinity out of existance as well. He then later wrote a book about it, a book that we now refer to as "The Bible."

Noticed i spelt it Chuck with a C

PublicImage · Post by **PublicImage** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:27 pm

I see, so you like to avoid the Journey To The Centre of the Earth.

matknny · Post by **matknny** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:30 pm

PublicImage wrote:I see, so you like to avoid the Journey To The Centre of the Earth.

Yes i would

Also
Chuck Norris challenged a statue to a staring contest. Chuck remains undefeated.

PublicImage · Post by **PublicImage** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:31 pm

matknny wrote:Chuck Norris challenged a statue to a staring contest. Chuck remains undefeated.

He also beat Ray Charles!

matknny · Post by **matknny** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:32 pm

PublicImage wrote:
matknny wrote:Chuck Norris challenged a statue to a staring contest. Chuck remains undefeated.
He also beat Ray Charles!

Yes
Also
There is no such thing as the sun. The bright light you see when you look outside is Chuck Norris' smile after eating all the children at the local daycare center.

ironbaden · Post by **ironbaden** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:59 pm

Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris...you gotta see this.....this Man has an incredible sense of humour....

****** I just realized this site is full of Porn .....My apologies********

4Floyd · Post by **4Floyd** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:46 pm

I don't know if you heard this, but they say his tears can heal cancer

ironbaden · Post by **ironbaden** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:49 pm

4Floyd wrote:I don't know if you heard this, but they say his tears can heal cancer

Chuck mentions that in the above Link...