A joke

David Smith · Post by **David Smith** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 10:07 pm

Ok, come on lets all post some jokes on this thread, but here's the rule, no pink floyd jokes 'cause this is general discussion.

Lets try and make them politically correct to.

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Ok, 2 men are sitting on the beach looking out to the ocean. It's a nice calm Summer day and both men are relaxing. All of a sudden a huge hand comes out of the calm blue sea and shakes before falling back below the waves.

The first man looks to the second and says "did you see the size of that wave?"

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Great eh? Next please!

dgsyd1 · Post by **dgsyd1** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 3:51 am

Darth Vader : Luke, I know what you're getting for your birthday

Luke Skywalker: How Do You Know?

Darth Vader: I have felt your presents

Post by **mosespa** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 7:04 pm

Three guys walk into a bar........................................the fourth one ducks.

David Smith · Post by **David Smith** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 8:02 pm

Q What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

A Justice Fingers