Things that really annoy you?

[rememberaday]

I would rather have Muslims for neighbours than UKIP supporters, any day of the week.

Do you even know what you're saying? Muslims are terrorists!

[my breakfast.]

The "friends" I play cricket with. They have fielding restrictions for batting, tailor made to suit their right-handed selves. When I protest and say it's nearly impossible for me to bat, they say I ought to play right handed. Fuck all of them. Bastards.

Hello fellow left hander!