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Went on the beer on Friday with my mate and my Dad.

Ended up talking complete bollox to a bloke who is standing in the general election here for the Labour Party.

To make matters worse my mate is a fervent supporter of the party currently in power, Fianna Fail. He was abusing yer man whilst I was talking shite at him.

Ah the power of alcohol! :lol:
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is the saying not;

liquor before beer, youre in the clear
beer before liquor, never been sicker

Personally, if i were drunk, i wouldn't be able to turn the computer on, nevermind even type badly; id miss the keyboard entirely then start singing to it.

I'm doing exams right now, so naturally, ive never wanted a stiff drink more, and couldn't be less able to have one! ARGH! If anyone doesn't mind getting extra drunk for me, that'd be great, hahaha.

My degenerate brother and his moronic friends like to wrestle at 4:30 in the morning, (on tuesdays) completely wasted on the floor, right above my room, right where my bed is, so it sounds like sumo wrestlers in a bar brawl.
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You know, I don't even turn on computers when I am drunk...Oh, boy, I worked another 11 hour day yesterday...then had a few bottles of beer and then a few glasses of wine, and man do I feel bad today.
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You need to practice more :lol:
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yeah, but I'm turning into a nerd and have no plans tonight, so how am I going to practice?
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nosaj wrote:yeah, but I'm turning into a nerd and have no plans tonight, so how am I going to practice?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Mechanics

here you go.
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Nobody has been drunk in two months?
That is it, I will get drunk tonight as an example. :?
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nosaj wrote:Nobody has been drunk in two months?
Of course we have. We have all been so drunk we couldn't find this thread. :lol:
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Hudini wrote:
nosaj wrote:Nobody has been drunk in two months?
Of course we have. We have all been so drunk we couldn't find this thread. :lol:

h-i larious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nosaj wrote:Nobody has been drunk in two months?
Fat chance! Lots of CC and water last night. (...and the night before and the night before and the...)
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I'm not drunk...I'm hungover...again. Let that be a lesson to you.
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Yes, father.
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Ah, you are the good son. A fine liver like mine. :?
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I wish there was an "I'm baked" thread so I could have somewhere to post without going off topic


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