I'm drunk

[rememberthatnight]

Whent out last week to celebrate my leaving work doo. Had bout 5 pints and thought "im doing quite well."

A friend of mine suggested that 'after-shock' should join us.

-Big mistake-

So there i was sitting on the stool in the bar, when this bottle of black after-shock walks onto the bar in front of me and says,:

"Hi...im here to assisst you in getting drunk tonight,"

"Really how are you going to do that?" i asked.

He said "Easy, take this, drink it in one, and count to five."

So he bent over and poured me two shots from the top of his head. I drank both and started counting...


"1-2-3-4--------" XBANGX! He punched me full force in the face and i fell off my stool. And his work was done. He walked back into the fridge, to regain his strength for the next individual who tries to handle him.


RTN

[Cowards]

I'll be sure to piss in the next bottle of Black Aftershock I see. That'll teach the crafty fucker who's boss.

[rememberthatnight]

I'll be sure to piss in the next bottle of Black Aftershock I see. That'll teach the crafty fucker who's boss.

[my breakfast.]

I like how for a minute there the last poster in "I'm drunk" was "remember that night". The punchline should be, "Yes I remember, but a bit too much!".

[snifferdog]

I'll be sure to piss in the next bottle of Black Aftershock I see. That'll teach the crafty fucker who's boss.

I thought Aftershock was basically piss anyway. That and Dutch Gold

[rememberthatnight]

after i drank it i was literally pissed....he snook up on me good and proper

[rosm]

I like how for a minute there the last poster in "I'm drunk" was "remember that night". The punchline should be, "Yes I remember, but a bit too much!".

My problem after getting drunk ussualy is not remembering what happened last night... Kind of like tomorrow when I wake up: 'what was my last post on Neptune? Well I don't remember'...

Needless to say: I'm not sober at the moment...

[my breakfast.]

I like how for a minute there the last poster in "I'm drunk" was "remember that night". The punchline should be, "Yes I remember, but a bit too much!".

My problem after getting drunk ussualy is not remembering what happened last night... Kind of like tomorrow when I wake up: 'what was my last post on Neptune? Well I don't remember'...

Needless to say: I'm not sober at the moment...

Hahahah. My memory is a sucker for dissapearing when I'm drunk. Last time I woke up naked, face down on my girlfriend's bed! I wonder through to the bathroom and there is a thick tarry black vomit substance on ever surface, and urine everywhere. Apparently I exploded when I got in. Apparently.

[rememberthatnight]

so it sounds like you were quite 'pissed'

[azza200]

Last friday night i got very very drunk, so drunk that i lost my glasses, when me and my mate was walking home he asked where my glasses where. I was sooooooooo drunk i didnt even notice until he mentioned it. Then when we got to my house i was so fucked he had to open my door for me i was that wasted.

[nosaj]

In Newfoundland and Labrador (It's in Canada) they drink something called Screetch, which often leads to kissing a Cod : http://www.geocities.com/sky_lar/nfldscreech.html

Oh, yeah, anybody I know who has drank the stuff has a story to tell.

[Yucateco]

I got one of these sitting beside my supper as we speak

in the club i work in we sell these. Mean stuff!! It absolutely kills the people not used to it

[2066]

I'll be sure to piss in the next bottle of Black Aftershock I see. That'll teach the crafty fucker who's boss.

Don't know what that brand is but...have you ever pissed in a bottle of Teachers whisky? It's the worst shit that has ever passed my lips. I'd rather drink from the dick of a dog. On a lighter note, my girlfriend and I got very hammered on Canadian Club the other night. It's very palatable.

[Damn!t]

RAKIJA, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
AAAAAA!!!

[nosaj]

RAKIJA, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
AAAAAA!!!

Terry and Jason at the NPF Hogtown Chapter Meet.