Stuff We Can Make Up About Pink Floyd...

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so Pink Floyd's secret genius has finally been disKLOSEd

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so Pink Floyd's secret genius has finally been disKLOSEd

Or he has finally been dePINKed. (Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?)

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In an alternate universe...
'The Dark Side of the Moon' was just a Waters solo album

In some of the alternative universes, that's have a nicer name "He was a creative force of the band".

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A few people know that in the parallel universe, Nick Mason was an occasional member of David's band Jokers Wild.
During this time, then still unknown guitarist Roger Waters was a member of the Pink Floyd cover band The Anderson Council.
They met the keyboard player Rick Wright at the bus station at Hatch End, and they built the band Rolling Stones together.

[Wolfpack]

In an alternate unverse, Barrett burns his paintings live onstage!

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Pink Floyd played with the real living cow on the stage when they were promoting album Atom Heart Mother at 1970\s.

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In an alternate universe, Syd Barrett is the frontman of Dave's band Jokers Wild.

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Rick awakes from being cloned in a test-tube and with Dave and Nick reform PF.

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The rumours about the Wizard of Oz + DSOTM sync were actually true since the begining, and Sony will release a Broadway musical with the movie as a play featuring a new arrangement of DSOTM as a soundtrack.

Gilmour and Waters will be so happy with the idea that they will join forces and a box set with the musical as a DVD will also be released. Sadly, no 72/73 shows will be featured in that box.

But then, five months prior to the release, the box set's liner notes will cause new friction between Gilmour, Waters and Victor Fleming's heirs.

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Rick awakes from being cloned in a test-tube

That would be the ultimate visual special effect by Pink Floyd.

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Sadly, no 72/73 shows will be featured in that box.

In an alternate universe, there were never any of 72/73 shows. Because of the band members weren't even born 72/73.

[Jimi Dean Barrett]

David Gilmour and Art Garfunkel are to go on a speaking tour thls November.
The speaking will be mainly complaining about Roger Waters/Paul Simon.
EX-New Order's Peter Hook attempts to moderate but obviously, he's going to be shit.

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Axl Rose and Roger Waters they are working on an album together. The albums working title is for now ''Appetite for the Final Cut''.