Hudini wrote:Does that say you like the work of Frederic Paul and hate the one by David Lynch?
Who's Frederic Paul?
Nosaj: I was REALLY drunk when I wrote that, do I don't remember what it was in reference to...as far as "nosification" goes...my lawyers will be in touch with you.
And yes...they ARE bald and cuckolded. So, they're REALLY pissed off.
When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
You know how Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down. well, when someone clearl explained newton's 3rd law to me, it became apparent that we all do this. so there is a little chuck norris in everyone.
i was however disappointed to hear him gay-bashing though.
If you tear Chuck Norris' skin down (which is impossible because you'll have to do it before he roundhouse kicks you in the head), you'll find... Chuck Norris. And then you'll get a roundhouse kick in the head for sure.
