Chuck Norris

MrLucky · Post by **MrLucky** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:47 am

Clint Eastwood would blow Chuck Norris' fucking head up

iwantmypinkfloydnow · Post by **iwantmypinkfloydnow** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:40 am

Clint Eastwood will then revive him and shoot him again.

jambo · Post by **jambo** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:46 am

Chuck Norris would then give Clint Eastwood a 5-minute beard rub, leaving him insane, and repeating the phrase "the lollipops are COMING!!" over and over.

iwantmypinkfloydnow · Post by **iwantmypinkfloydnow** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:56 am

Clint Eastwood is too mighty to surcome to a beard rub. Anyways, he used David Hasselhoff as a shield

jambo · Post by **jambo** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:58 am

Listen to me, Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior. He will kill anyone. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

iwantmypinkfloydnow · Post by **iwantmypinkfloydnow** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:04 am

We'll just see who dies first, Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood.

jambo · Post by **jambo** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:05 am

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

jambo · Post by **jambo** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:06 am

iwantmypinkfloydnow wrote:We'll just see who dies first, Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood.

just remember that on the Seventh Day God rested, Chuck Norris took over.

iwantmypinkfloydnow · Post by **iwantmypinkfloydnow** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:07 am

Clint Eastwood needs only thing to kill you, his gun.

jambo · Post by **jambo** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:08 am

iwantmypinkfloydnow wrote:Clint Eastwood needs only thing to kill you, his gun.

Chuck Norris needs no feable weapons, a simple round-house kick to the head will kill anyone, except for Chuck Norris.

jambo · Post by **jambo** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:12 am

Chuck Norris built a time machine so that he could go back in time and save JFK. At the assasination point, he dived in front of JFK and deflected all of the bullets with his beard. JFKs head exploded out of amazement.

iwantmypinkfloydnow · Post by **iwantmypinkfloydnow** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:20 am

Clint Eastwood. Now how can Chuck compete with that?

jambo · Post by **jambo** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:26 am

With a beard that can deflect bullets, and bring newborn lambs back to life, through rubbing.

iwantmypinkfloydnow · Post by **iwantmypinkfloydnow** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:30 am

I'm sorry, but Clint's silky hair, serious eyes, and a beard that is as sharp as a cactus. My money is on..........................Mr. Rogers?

Happened here.

jambo · Post by **jambo** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:31 am

you don't understand, Chuck Norris is THE man.