I'm drunk

justabagofatoms · Post by **justabagofatoms** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:24 pm

What's this, Alan? You want to be called "Alonzo Donut"??

I can do that. If I can remember it. If not, I'll just stick to "Scottish bastard".

I've just discovered a delightful wine cooler and I'd tell you the name but I hate advertising.

rosm · Post by **rosm** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:19 pm

Do you give wine coolers a name?

boo · Post by **boo** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:53 pm

wine coolers are for sissies....

drunk? well...maybe a little...

moom · Post by **moom** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:43 am

My review of Sean Kingston's song Beautiful Girls at rateyourmusic.com :

I used to turn this off every time I heard it, but after a while I caught myself humming to this tune and the chorus words. There's a ton of much better songs out there, sure, and if this comes on my TV (I don't listen to radio, also don't watch MTV, but hey there's still a chance) I'll still probably turn it off, but if at someone's party... I'm not gonna run covering my ears. I'll whether join in just for laugh or go inspect the bar with a chic. Though yeah, they better put Lenny Kravitz on, I still remember how I once rocked out to him quite drunk and hit my head on the low ceiling 3 times and it didn't even hurt. LOL oh the memories.

Hudini · Post by **Hudini** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:19 pm

Were you drunk when you wrote that?

moom · Post by **moom** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:46 pm

No. True story. Burp!

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:33 pm

mosespa wrote:I'm in the process of getting drunk. Just finished off a bottle of wine...and am now drinking a vodka/lemon juice/water concoction that I have invented because I'm too lazy to drive to a store for some cranberry juice.

Hmmmm, if you'd already had a bottle of wine then I strongly suspect that you really SHOULDN'T have been contemplating driving to the "store" anyway ... unless by "driving" you meant that you planned to keep walloping a golf ball with a 9-iron and walking after it until you got there.

rosm · Post by **rosm** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:12 am

Beowulf wrote:
mosespa wrote:I'm in the process of getting drunk. Just finished off a bottle of wine...and am now drinking a vodka/lemon juice/water concoction that I have invented because I'm too lazy to drive to a store for some cranberry juice.
Hmmmm, if you'd already had a bottle of wine then I strongly suspect that you really SHOULDN'T have been contemplating driving to the "store" anyway ... unless by "driving" you meant that you planned to keep walloping a golf ball with a 9-iron and walking after it until you got there.

LOL!!!
And just like mosespa was: I'm in the process of getting drunk.
I've had a couple of vodka's and now I'm waiting for them to hit me.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:50 am

rosm wrote:I've had a couple of vodka's and now I'm waiting for them to hit me.

... since when did the plural of "vodka" become "vodka's"?

rosm · Post by **rosm** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:33 pm

Beowulf wrote:
rosm wrote:I've had a couple of vodka's and now I'm waiting for them to hit me.
... since when did the plural of "vodka" become "vodka's"?

Since I'm mixing up Dutch with English... and vodka's.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:00 pm

rosm wrote:I've had a couple of vodka's and now I'm waiting for them to hit me.

... since when did the plural of "vodka" become "vodka's"?

rosm wrote:Since I'm mixing up Dutch with English... and vodka's.

"Vodkas"

rosm · Post by **rosm** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:28 pm

Sorry, tonight I'll drink a few vodkas... So I might get drunk. But I'll have the day off tomorrow, so that's just fine.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:35 am

rosm wrote:Sorry, tonight I'll drink a few vodkas... So I might get drunk. But I'll have the day off tomorrow, so that's just fine.

That sounds like a good plan ...

Post by **snifferdog** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:07 am

Methinks someone will be as sick as a small hospital ...

rosm · Post by **rosm** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:06 am

No, I don't have to post in the hangover thread

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