I'm Baked

[J Ed]

I got very pissed one night at my place with some friends. I made some pizza in the wee hours. We eat and drink tons more and they all go home. I pass out on the couch. I wake up a few hours later to the smell of burning plastic. Is my place burning down? I noticed the stench was coming from the oven in the kitchen. Check this out...I had placed the remote for my DVD player in the fucking oven!!! It was placed perfectly on the rack!

that balances out all those gourmet meals youre always telling us about
so, how did it taste? I bet it was better than I could have managed

[justabagofatoms]

"We were all at this party, and my mate was so pissed he like took the TV remote and started changing the channels and I was like dude! What the fuck!".

I've got much better stupid drunk story, man. I got very pissed one night at my place with some friends. I made some pizza in the wee hours. We eat and drink tons more and they all go home. I pass out on the couch. I wake up a few hours later to the smell of burning plastic. Is my place burning down? I noticed the stench was coming from the oven in the kitchen. Check this out...I had placed the remote for my DVD player in the fucking oven!!! It was placed perfectly on the rack! It would be absolutely impossible for it to have been in that position if it fell in by mistake. It would have hit the bottom of the oven. Fucking idiot!!!

You should have left it in there. It would have helped get rid of the bedbugs and raccoons eventually.


and the chickens...I almost forgot the chickens....

[corie]

iss this the zoo thread ? im confused or maybee baked ?

[justabagofatoms]

For gawds sake Corie, just pop your eyes in and take a look. I think you will find they work better if you put them in with the pupils to the front......

I'm toasted. Where did the toast thread go? I'm hungry.

[corie]

mmm pop tarts would be fine right now mmm

[justabagofatoms]

Yeah, you're on the right thread. No worries....
Unless My Breakfast shows up and starts chewing us all out for doing it wrong....

[corie]

starts chewing us all out for doing it wrong....

what wrong typing in this font ?

[justabagofatoms]

He's the guy that will shoot you if you look at him sideways. Better watch out. And what are you doing lying on the floor Corie. Do you know what time it is?

I hope your wife gives your ears a good boxing.

[corie]

He's the guy that will shoot you if you look at him sideways. Better watch out. And what are you doing lying on the floor Corie. Do you know what time it is?

I hope your wife gives your ears a good boxing.

she doesnt like sports

[justabagofatoms]

Yeah, but you make her do it anyway, huh Corie.

If I would have known about NPF years ago I could have saved about a million bucks on reefer.

[corie]

Yeah, but you make her do it anyway, huh Corie.

If I would have known about NPF years ago I could have saved about a million bucks on reefer.

classic LOLOLOLOLO nice BTW like the Avatar

[justabagofatoms]

You are baked Corie. Well done!

[corie]

dammit get me out of the oven and turn me OVER !!!!

[Damn!t]

...DAMN.

I was at two weddings this weekend...one on friday and one on saturday...
And on sunday I got stoned at home with friends watching the game.
That was some finals. They all played soooooooo slooooow.

[alma]

Two weddings and one final, that wasn't a good weekend for your liver...