Cats.

[justabagofatoms]

Only in the morning.

[wiped]

Couldn't find the post a joke thread ? ....


A man hates his wife's cat so he drives to the next town and dumps it. When
he gets back home , the cat is already there. So the next day , he drives
50 miles out into the countryside and dumps the cat out of the car but when
he gets home , the cat has beaten him to it and is sitting in the kitchen !
Finally he grabs the cat , drives to the very top of Donegal and dumps the
cat in a sack.

6hrs pass and the man rings his wife .. "is the Cat there ?" , "yes" she
replies ..... "Put the fucker on , Im lost"

[Beowulf]

Touche.

Or should that be touchy

Nah, "touché" I think

[Yucateco]

Thats why i love cats!

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[justabagofatoms]

Great joke from Wiped too.


The hairy little master's of the universe.

At least at my house. I don't believe I own anything that doesn't have cat hair somewhere on it.

[oz1701]

im always reminded of the eric bogle song -

Nobody's Moggy Now
(Eric Bogle)

Somebody's moggy by the side of the road
Somebody's moggy who forgot his highway code
Someone's favourite feline who ran clean out of luck
When he ran onto the road and tried to argue with a truck

Yesterday he burled and played in his pussy paradise
Decapitating tweety birds and masticating mice
Now he's just six pounds of raw minced meat
That don't smell very nice

He's nobody's moggy now.

You who love your pussy, be sure to keep him in
Don't let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win
And upon a busy road, don't let him play or frolic
If you do, I'm warning you, it could be cat-astrophic
If he tries to play on the roadway I'm afraid that will be that
There will be one last despairing meouw and a sort of squelchy splat
And your pussy will be slightly dead and very very flat
He's nobody's moggy, just red and squashed and soggy,

He's nobody's moggy nooow, hoummmmm...

[justabagofatoms]

Brilliant.

I know how he feels.


All of my cats were abandoned kittens, and they are all crazy because of it. I spoil them, but the trauma never leaves their little brains.

[Trudy Grapevine]

Great thread I have a Bengal cat called Kali, she's a nutter! We are getting another one next week, a male called Simba.

Anyway here is Kali

[snifferdog]

This is probably not the thread to mention that I hit one the other week with my car. Blimmin' thing just walked straight out onto the road in front of me. It dented my car too.

[Damn!t]

This is probably not the thread to mention that I hit one the other week with my car. Blimmin' thing just walked straight out onto the road in front of me. It dented my car too.

Fucking cat!
Poor ol Yaris!

[justabagofatoms]

Sometimes it can't be helped.

My hubs and I ran over a cat on our motorcylcle doing at least 80 mph., it was dark, we almost wiped out. We turned around and went back, and we had hit it squarely in the middle and killed it instantly, thank goodness. I couldn't have handled it if it were still alive. We were really lucky to be alive ourselves. It makes you feel bad though.

[snifferdog]

Yeah, I did feel a bit bad at the time but there was nothing I could do. Yarises (or should that be Yarii?) and cats don't mix well. The cat cracked the front bumper - I plucked grey fur out of it the next day.

[apocalypse]

Thats why i love cats!

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Thats fuckin creepy!! I'm not fond of cats at all.

[Beowulf]

I miss my cat. He was old and fat and mangy and farted a lot. He was called Bert and spent most of his life ignoring people, eating, shedding fur, eating, sleeping, eating, putting muddy paw prints on the furniture, eating and sitting by my side. He died 2 years ago, and I still half expect to see him every morning. I miss my friend.

[oldhippy]

Great thread I have a Bengal cat called Kali, she's a nutter! We are getting another one next week, a male called Simba.

Anyway here is Kali

Thats a lovely looking puss.

Don't forget to post a picture of Simba.