Cats.

[Damn!t]

Good looking cats mr. Phil!

[rememberthatnight]

old hippy...has your cat been up to no good????

[oldhippy]

old hippy...has your cat been up to no good????

Well the little bugger won't eat her food that's just been put down. If you call that being up to no good then yes.

[justabagofatoms]

My cat Nick is a bit...corpulent...he hurls himself at the mattress and then hooks in and hoists himself up.
Unfortunately for me he hurled himself at my sleeping arm last night and used it for a ladder..ripped a slit down the inside of my arm that was almost deadly...missed my artery though...he'll have to try again.
The dog would never have done that.

[2066]

Bad Nick!!! No wet food for you...two months!!!

[justabagofatoms]

My cat Babette is a rock and roll beastie. I crank the tunes and the other cats go into hiding, but she comes out and rolls around on the floor. Kitty rock. Every third song seems to have the word "baby" in it, which is what her nickname is, and it inflates her ego in a most unbecoming way.

[joombypharples]

I hate cats !

[2066]

I hate cats !

They probably hate you too.

My cat Babette is a rock and roll beastie. I crank the tunes and the other cats go into hiding, but she comes out and rolls around on the floor. Kitty rock. Every third song seems to have the word "baby" in it, which is what her nickname is, and it inflates her ego in a most unbecoming way.

My cat loves Emerson, Lake & Palmer!!! Weird, huh?

[justabagofatoms]

It's because her daddy is a keyboard player.

My cat Leo was sleeping on the porch last night, and the neighbor cat came up to spray and Leo went mental. All hell broke loose, nobody got hurt, but it made my adrenilin go into overdrive for half an hour. Damn cats.

[Arthur Phlegm]

How the hell can you get six pages of discussion out of cats? They're stupid and annoying. I cannot think of much else to add.

[snifferdog]

Well, you added to the thread, did you not?

I've just found a use for cats. Back in the 1970s there was a British sitcom called Are You Being Served which was set in a department store. Anyway, there was a character in it called Mrs Slocombe who always talking about her cat. Only problem was, she used to refer to it as "My pussy". If cats didn't exist we wouldn't get to snigger at lines like

"What about this fog? My pussy's been gasping all night."

"I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by 8 o'clock, I shall be strokin' it for the rest of the evening."

"Do you know, I found my pussy trapped in my drawers."

=>Linky Dink

[Arthur Phlegm]

When a thread about cats gets six pages worth of discussion, morbid curiosity leaves me with no choice but to find out what the hell is going on.

[justabagofatoms]

Read Edgar Allan Poe's "The Black Cat". That's a macabre little morsel that may give you a clue about the coolness of cats.


Loved the pussy jokes SD.

[oldhippy]

When a thread about cats gets six pages worth of discussion, morbid curiosity leaves me with no choice but to find out what the hell is going on.

Then get yourself a cat then you will understand why theres six pages.

[Arthur Phlegm]

I hate pets. They annoy you then die, taking up plenty of money in the process. I'll pass this time!