Stuff We Can Make Up About Pink Floyd...

[Wolfpack]

Pink Floyd Management has hired me to watch YouTube all day,
reporting any unofficially uploaded Pink Floyd footage I can find.
In exchange I get copies of all their video and audio,
as long as I won't share it with you.

Now, let's see...
I've reported all the 'Division Bell' outtakes,
'Delicate Sound of Thunder' is almost gone,
'Dark Side of The Moon' gets hard to find,
no more 'Scream Thy Last Scream'...

Any requests for what should be reported next?
'Wish You Were Here' or 'Animals'?

[azza200]

Susan Boyle is to cover Wish You Were Here on here next album oh right she actually is

[Wolfpack]

Now David Gilmour and Polly Samson are no longer members of Pink Floyd,
the band will continue as a one man's band consisting of Nick Mason alone.

And as such, there are rumours about a new Pink Floyd album,
followed by a worldwide 'The Grand Vizier's Garden Party Tour'.
The album will be a reworking of Mason's 'The Grand Vizier's Garden Party' sessions of 1969.
Mason reportedly said: "I've always felt that I could have put some little more effort in that track.
Also, recycling those old sessions saves me a lot of time which I'd rather spend on buying more racing cars."
He reportedly continued, laughing:
"Experience has learnt that any product named Pink Floyd will sell millions anyway.
Even if I again feel that I could have done more, for this new Pink Floyd album,
I can recycle those recycled recordings and just make yet another one..."

Gilmour, asked if he'd be involved, reportedly said:
"Some people have been asking Polly, my wife, about a new album I have coming out.
Errhh? I don't have an album coming out, they are probably confused."

BTW. Mason also promised to release an extensive archival Pink Floyd box set
containing all existant audio and video of the Syd Barrett years (1965-1968).

[jtull]

Now David Gilmour and Polly Samson are no longer members of Pink Floyd,
the band will continue as a one man's band consisting of Nick Mason alone.

And as such, there are rumours about a new Pink Floyd album,
followed by a worldwide 'The Grand Vizier's Garden Party Tour'.
The album will be a reworking of Mason's 'The Grand Vizier's Garden Party' sessions of 1969.
Mason reportedly said: "I've always felt that I could have put some little more effort in that track.
Also, recycling those old sessions saves me a lot of time which I'd rather spend on buying more racing cars."
He reportedly continued, laughing:
"Experience has learnt that any product named Pink Floyd will sell millions anyway.
Even if I again feel that I could have done more, for this new Pink Floyd album,
I can recycle those recycled recordings and just make yet another one..."

Gilmour, asked if he'd be involved, reportedly said:
"Some people have been asking Polly, my wife, about a new album I have coming out.
Errhh? I don't have an album coming out, they are probably confused."

BTW. Mason also promised to release an extensive archival Pink Floyd box set
containing all existant audio and video of the Syd Barrett years (1965-1968).

Never say never

"It did cross my mind that if David announces this is really the end of it, if he resigns from Pink Floyd, that leaves me in total control. God knows I'll be out on the road playing the entirety of Dark Side of the Moon, just the drum parts. It'll be quite dull."

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/featu ... 031?page=2

[jtull]

Roger Waters is to appear in the upcoming television show season of "Strictly Come Dancing".

[Wolfpack]

Mason and Waters decide to reunite as Pink Floyd,
even though Waters isn't an official member yet.
They're finishing what started as a Mason solo album.
Gilmour, who has said that Pink Floyd is a "spent force",
sues them for using the name, puts on his sunglasses
and yells at every reporter: "It's my band! It's my band!"
Pink Floyd goes on tour.
Mason surrounded by drummers who actually drum.
Waters lipsyncing, backed up by singers who actually sing.
Neptune fans go crazy about the old days:
they sound like 'Ummagumma'!

[twcc]

Mason and Waters decide to reunite as Pink Floyd,
even though Waters isn't an official member yet.
They're finishing what started as a Mason solo album.
Gilmour, who has said that Pink Floyd is a "spent force",
sues them for using the name, puts on his sunglasses
and yells at every reporter: "It's my band! It's my band!"
Pink Floyd goes on tour.
Mason surrounded by drummers who actually drum.
Waters lipsyncing, backed up by singers who actually sing.
Neptune fans go crazy about the old days:
they sound like 'Ummagumma'!

That gets my 'post of the day' award ...

[Annoying Twit]

Roger Waters is to appear in the upcoming television show season of "Strictly Come Dancing".

And win. His paso doble will be the talk of the town. Dave will turn up to do a solo during the grand final when Roger dances off against Andy Bell of Erasure. Nick Mason will have put all of his PF royalties on a 200-1 bet on Roger during the first round, and will buy the Isle of Man with his winnings.

Roger will then announce that his next album is already in production, with Psy in the producer's chair. The single, a duet with Hyuna will go to No. 1. and stay there for eight weeks before it's eventually displaced by Brian Eno's remix of Donald Trump's impeachment evidence.

[Wolfpack]

This year, there'll be a huge 'Pink Floyd - The Final Sell Out' show,
presented by (as already rumoured) judge Jerry Springer.

David Gilmour and his exquisited wife Polly Samson versus evil Roger Waters.
Nick Mason trying to keep them from actually physically hurting each other.

Gilmour releasing a stripped 'Animals' version without Waters.
Waters releasing a stripped 'Dark Side of The Moon' version without Gilmour.
The public going wild about hearing what was intended - instead of the rubbish that became Pink Floyd albums.

[Ashes andDiamonds07]

Roger Waters was actually very good friends with Margert Thatcher, and David Gilmour was jealous. So he wrote the lyrics to the Final Cut.

Roger Waters doesn't need therapy.

[azza200]

Syd got hooked on magic mushrooms which inspired the character Super Mario

[Niebla de Fuego]

On March 2023, to coincide with the 50th anniversary of Dark Side of the Moon, former member Roger Waters is legally changing his name to Roger Pink Floyd Waters, and will start touring his stripped down version of the album, correctly billed as "Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon". Without the awful rock and roll solos and extraneous contributions, each show will only have 10 minutes of musical content. In order for people to enjoy a 2-hour show, the remaining 1H:50m will have Rog... Pink reading selected passages from his unpublished poetry and unreleased songs, with social commentaries as he deems appropriate. Ticket prices will be available from $900 to $6.000.

[Aqualung]

In other news… Roger Waters has been given a new parrot. Much like the bird belonging to Unlucky Alf, a well loved character of The Fast Show, the parrot can only speak a few words such as « wanker », « stupid git » and « bastard ». According to rumours Waters has chosen to name it Polly.

[Keith Jordan]

Once upon a time, the members of the legendary rock band Pink Floyd were on tour in France. One day, after a long day of rehearsals, they decided to visit a local museum to pass the time. As they strolled through the exhibits, they suddenly found themselves face-to-face with the infamous cannibal, Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Startled, the members of Pink Floyd stepped back, unsure of what to do. But to their surprise, Dr. Lecter was quite cordial, and he began to ask them about their music. He expressed a keen interest in the psychedelic and philosophical elements of their work, and the members of Pink Floyd were impressed by his knowledge and insight.

As the conversation continued, the members of Pink Floyd found themselves drawn to Dr. Lecter's charismatic personality. They were amazed by his intelligence and the depth of his understanding of the human psyche. They began to discuss their creative processes, and Dr. Lecter offered some suggestions for incorporating more psychological themes into their music.

Before long, the members of Pink Floyd and Dr. Lecter were jamming together, playing impromptu versions of some of their most popular songs. The music was transcendent, and the members of the band felt as though they were tapping into a higher level of creativity and inspiration.

Eventually, it was time for the members of Pink Floyd to return to their hotel and continue their tour. They said their goodbyes to Dr. Lecter and promised to keep in touch. Over the next few weeks, the band found that their music had taken on a new dimension, and they began to incorporate more of the psychological themes that they had discussed with Dr. Lecter.

Years later, the members of Pink Floyd looked back on that strange meeting with Dr. Hannibal Lecter as a turning point in their careers. They knew that they had encountered something truly unique and special, and they would never forget the time they spent making music with the infamous cannibal.

[Wolfpack]

Syd got hooked on magic mushrooms which inspired the character Super Mario

Actually, more specific, Barrett became a secret agent...
Masterly hidden behind an image of being just a mad reclusive.

More details in the rockumentary 'Have You Got It Yet',
which somehow is forever delayed...

Where would the world be without Pink Floyd action figures?
Barrett, Waters, Gilmour, Samson...
Collect them all!