Eargasms

Syd'sSexy · Post by **Syd'sSexy** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:47 pm

danielcaux wrote:I think I am an aneargasmic. There are a lot of musical pieces and bits that I really like, even love, but not to the extent of them affecting my bodily fluids. How do you recognize when an "eargasm" has occurred?

PRICELESS!

kingfisher_flashing · Post by **kingfisher_flashing** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:51 pm

Syd'sSexy wrote:
danielcaux wrote:I think I am an aneargasmic. There are a lot of musical pieces and bits that I really like, even love, but not to the extent of them affecting my bodily fluids. How do you recognize when an "eargasm" has occurred?

PRICELESS!

Your nose starts dripping.

garygreen · Post by **garygreen** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:29 pm

I fake mine

nosaj · Post by **nosaj** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:58 pm

I had an eargasm listening to Rock and Roll by the velvet Underground last week...that song is great! And I know it was an eargasm because fluids were coming out of my...

PublicImage · Post by **PublicImage** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:29 pm

It isn't really The Velvet Underground without John Cale. They went so downhill without him.

corie · Post by **corie** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:45 am

Back when I was a young boy my friend got a hold of a porno novel form his Uncle and we all read it together... there was a part of the book, when a guy asked a girl if he could fuck her in the ear to see what an orgasm sounded like. after he was done she told him it sounded like a big explosion..

2066 · Post by **2066** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:34 pm

corie wrote:Back when I was a young boy my friend got a hold of a porno novel form his Uncle and we all read it together... there was a part of the book, when a guy asked a girl if he could fuck her in the ear to see what an orgasm sounded like. after he was done she told him it sounded like a big explosion..

I think it would sound like...Bpfth..bfpth...bfpth.....bfpth...........bfpth......bfpth...........

nosaj · Post by **nosaj** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:51 pm

PublicImage wrote:It isn't really The Velvet Underground without John Cale. They went so downhill without him.

Sure. Okay. I know a lot of people don't like Loaded in particular, because it is some supposed sell out, still I do like a couple of songs.

corie · Post by **corie** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:03 pm

2066 wrote:
corie wrote:Back when I was a young boy my friend got a hold of a porno novel form his Uncle and we all read it together... there was a part of the book, when a guy asked a girl if he could fuck her in the ear to see what an orgasm sounded like. after he was done she told him it sounded like a big explosion..
I think it would sound like...Bpfth..bfpth...bfpth.....bfpth...........bfpth......bfpth...........

i would rather not give it much thought I just rememberd it by the title of the thread.

garygreen · Post by **garygreen** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:07 pm

Is it possible to have simultaneous eargasms by sharing headphones?

corie · Post by **corie** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:14 pm

garygreen wrote:Is it possible to have simultaneous eargasms by sharing headphones?

you wana stay away from that one... otherwise you will have been with all the ears those headphones have ever been with and thats a big no no !

nosaj · Post by **nosaj** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:19 pm

You'll want to use protection if sharing headphones.

garygreen · Post by **garygreen** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:21 pm

In case I get gonorrhEAR?

nosaj · Post by **nosaj** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:26 pm

garygreen wrote:In case I get gonorrhEAR?

that and a few other things

garygreen · Post by **garygreen** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:29 pm

nosaj wrote:You'll want to use protection if sharing headphones.

Personally, I'm more fond of No Protection.....don't you just love Massive Attack?

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