Floyd Jokes

FloydNZ · Post by **FloydNZ** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:12 pm

David, Nick and Rick were all killed in a car accident and ended up at the pearly gates of heaven.
St Peter recognised them, and said, you chaps are going to enjoy it here, we have a great rock band.
Oh really?, said Dave, Who's in it?
We have Freddy Mercury on lead vocals, Jimi Hendrix on guitar, Keith Moon on drums, and Roger Waters on bass and writing all the songs
Hang on a minute, said Dave, Roger's not dead is he?
No, said St Peter, It's really God, but he thinks he's Roger Waters

Furious · Post by **Furious** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:31 pm

good one Rick %D

Why did Roger play Dogs on the latest tour?

Because after being broken by trained personnel, he has finally been trained not to spit at the fans.

FloydNZ · Post by **FloydNZ** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:44 pm

How many Pink Floyd members does it take to change a light bulb?

All 5.....but Syd doesn't want to be reminded that he helped, Rick will be told to f%!k off for not helping enough, Roger will write an album about how miserable it was being in the dark, Nick will actually change the bulb
and Dave will go on to change many light bulbs, but none will shine as brightly as when Roger was in the band.

Furious · Post by **Furious** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:54 pm

ithought the answer was

"only three, Dave, Nick and Rick, but Roger will go to the media and claim that its not really a light bulb"

FloydNZ · Post by **FloydNZ** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:02 pm

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

They both had a smash hit with The Wall

Furious · Post by **Furious** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:09 pm

/me banishes Rik back to New Zealand

thats a bit low, mate.

quicksilver · Post by **quicksilver** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:36 pm

Ouch

Post by **Keith Jordan** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 6:15 pm

You should appreciate the comical genius of it though!!

Not very nice though. I am little sick minded myself and have very dark humour. Do any of you people watch the League Of Gentlemen? Great British TV!!

I have no Floyd jokes so will stop cluttering this great thread up. No more evil jokes please or I will have to start moderating!!

pinktim · Post by **pinktim** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 7:37 am

Actually another version of that joke that I heard was:

What do Jeff Gordon (of whoever your favorite race car driver is) and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the Wall.

Furious · Post by **Furious** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 3:40 pm

kjnpf wrote:I have no Floyd jokes so will stop cluttering this great thread up. No more evil jokes please or I will have to start moderating!!

what, where? i dont see any evil jokes :p

nosaj · Post by **nosaj** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 6:18 pm

If you were pink and you were british, what would you be while you were in the washroom?

European!

Charade I am · Post by **Charade I am** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 7:04 pm

David plays the mom on "Mother" and Roger is his son....

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Ha, ha! Charade I am

Fox-Mike · Post by **Fox-Mike** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:19 pm

"What do pink floyd and dale earnheart have in common?"

"Their last big hit was the wall"

I thought that's how the joke went.

D Loochini · Post by **D Loochini** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:14 pm

David Gilmour is the enjoying his Money, eating Candy And A Currant Bun
Roger Waters is One In A Million, even though some call him Lucifer Sam
Syd is Watching TV, being a Vegetable Man
Nick is Marooned, Biding His Time
Rick is thinking Don't Leave Me Now, he's lost in Grantchester Meadows

say, whatever happened to rick anyways

dypa · Post by **dypa** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 5:29 pm

ok, it's not really a joke, but i found it funny(it's a Chat-Log):

Gamma> so, what's your favourite album?
Herik> Obscured By Clouds
Gamma> oh.. hehe.. you know Animals?
Herik> oh yes! of course!
Herik> i LOVE Animals!
Phrenitis> lol
Phrenitis> you pervert