Whent out last week to celebrate my leaving work doo. Had bout 5 pints and thought "im doing quite well."
A friend of mine suggested that 'after-shock' should join us.
-Big mistake-
So there i was sitting on the stool in the bar, when this bottle of black after-shock walks onto the bar in front of me and says,:
"Hi...im here to assisst you in getting drunk tonight,"
"Really how are you going to do that?" i asked.
He said "Easy, take this, drink it in one, and count to five."
So he bent over and poured me two shots from the top of his head. I drank both and started counting...
"1-2-3-4--------" XBANGX! He punched me full force in the face and i fell off my stool. And his work was done. He walked back into the fridge, to regain his strength for the next individual who tries to handle him.
RTN
I'm drunk
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Re: I'm drunk
I'll be sure to piss in the next bottle of Black Aftershock I see. That'll teach the crafty fucker who's boss.
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Cowards wrote:I'll be sure to piss in the next bottle of Black Aftershock I see. That'll teach the crafty fucker who's boss.
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I like how for a minute there the last poster in "I'm drunk" was "remember that night". The punchline should be, "Yes I remember, but a bit too much!".
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Cowards wrote:I'll be sure to piss in the next bottle of Black Aftershock I see. That'll teach the crafty fucker who's boss.
I thought Aftershock was basically piss anyway. That and Dutch Gold
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after i drank it i was literally pissed....he snook up on me good and proper
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My problem after getting drunk ussualy is not remembering what happened last night... Kind of like tomorrow when I wake up: 'what was my last post on Neptune? Well I don't remember'...my breakfast. wrote:I like how for a minute there the last poster in "I'm drunk" was "remember that night". The punchline should be, "Yes I remember, but a bit too much!".
Needless to say: I'm not sober at the moment...
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Hahahah. My memory is a sucker for dissapearing when I'm drunk. Last time I woke up naked, face down on my girlfriend's bed! I wonder through to the bathroom and there is a thick tarry black vomit substance on ever surface, and urine everywhere. Apparently I exploded when I got in. Apparently.rosm wrote:My problem after getting drunk ussualy is not remembering what happened last night... Kind of like tomorrow when I wake up: 'what was my last post on Neptune? Well I don't remember'...my breakfast. wrote:I like how for a minute there the last poster in "I'm drunk" was "remember that night". The punchline should be, "Yes I remember, but a bit too much!".
Needless to say: I'm not sober at the moment...
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so it sounds like you were quite 'pissed'
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Last friday night i got very very drunk, so drunk that i lost my glasses, when me and my mate was walking home he asked where my glasses where. I was sooooooooo drunk i didnt even notice until he mentioned it. Then when we got to my house i was so fucked he had to open my door for me i was that wasted.
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In Newfoundland and Labrador (It's in Canada) they drink something called Screetch, which often leads to kissing a Cod : http://www.geocities.com/sky_lar/nfldscreech.html
Oh, yeah, anybody I know who has drank the stuff has a story to tell.
Oh, yeah, anybody I know who has drank the stuff has a story to tell.
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in the club i work in we sell these. Mean stuff!! It absolutely kills the people not used to itJ Ed wrote:I got one of these sitting beside my supper as we speak
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Don't know what that brand is but...have you ever pissed in a bottle of Teachers whisky? It's the worst shit that has ever passed my lips. I'd rather drink from the dick of a dog. On a lighter note, my girlfriend and I got very hammered on Canadian Club the other night. It's very palatable.Cowards wrote:I'll be sure to piss in the next bottle of Black Aftershock I see. That'll teach the crafty fucker who's boss.
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RAKIJA, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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Terry and Jason at the NPF Hogtown Chapter Meet.Damn!t wrote:RAKIJA, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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