Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris
True...everybody knows that Tony Iommi is the latest internet badass.
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Re: Chuck Norris
OOH, here is another Tony Iommi fact !mosespa wrote:True...everybody knows that Tony Iommi is the latest internet badass.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Everyone knows that mexican guy with the tatoos who appears in everything (Danny Trujo or something) is the ultimate movie badass
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Re: Chuck Norris
THEY CALL HIM MACHETE.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck beats a second for a half an hour.
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Re: Chuck Norris
There is no dark side of the moon really. As a matter of fact it's just a Chuck Norris shadow
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Re: Chuck Norris
Bata Živojinović once killed three Nazis with one bullet. And it was a blank.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris vomited and lo!- out came Margaret Thatcher!