1-Talked to a woman on the train who’d told me she had reserved a seat and when she went to sit in it some wanker was sat there and when she said it was her reserved seat he just shrugged his shoulders so she was stood in the bit where the coaches link up. I was furious and wanted to go and tell him to fuckin’ shift his ass and let her sit there.
2-Got 3 C.D’s outta the library inc. my beloved Elton John Cpt. Fantastic & the Brown Dirt Cowboy
3-Saw a weird thing as I was getting on the train at Sheffield. Some hatched faced old bat just sorta shouted at a young woman about to get on the train ‘let them get off first’. It was most bizarre! The young woman just turned round and said ‘I am I’m just standing here.’ They were both total strangers btw. Well it seemed that way and they sat in different parts of the train
4-Listened to some woman on the train saying things like ‘you’re gonna yer face shot off!’ ‘My brother knows what you’ve done.’ ‘You’re gonna get blasted.’ ‘I got outta nick 2 weeks ago for stabbing that copper’.
5-Ate some wood pigeon. It was shit and seemed like eating dog or something. I’ve never been into exotic food. When I was a kid my brother and dad would eat Octopuss and shit but I just didn’t like the idea of it. Plus my stomach is still a bit dickey from the nerves and guttedness of my failed marriage proposal to the woman who is/was more beloved by me than anyone or anything else in my life heretofore.
5 things you did today
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Re: 5 things you did today
Marriage proposal?
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Re: 5 things you did today
Yeah. I got a bit carried away. A/w it's all over now. She knows how to contact me and if she does she does if she doesn't she doesn't.
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Re: 5 things you did today
Flying pig437 wrote:....She knows how to contact me and if she does she does if she doesn't she doesn't.
Send her an ear in the post!
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yeah...yours! ha ha hamy breakfast. wrote:Flying pig437 wrote:....She knows how to contact me and if she does she does if she doesn't she doesn't.
Send her an ear in the post!
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Well, SOMEONE sure learned Europe is NOT a country... and many other curios facts...
http://www.snotr.com/video/675/A_blonde ... y_question
http://www.snotr.com/video/675/A_blonde ... y_question
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1. Cooked a stonking curry for dinner
2. Drove to Knutsford ... AND back
3. Bought a car; well, agreed to buy a car
4. Shouted at one of the children, and then felt rotten as a result
5. Had three glasses of wine more than I probably should have
2. Drove to Knutsford ... AND back
3. Bought a car; well, agreed to buy a car
4. Shouted at one of the children, and then felt rotten as a result
5. Had three glasses of wine more than I probably should have
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Re: 5 things you did today
Nothing interesting... the day really starts now.
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Re: 5 things you did today
1) Went to class
2) Spent some time with the cat that practically lives by the freshmen dormitories at my university.
3) Took a nap
4) Listened to The Smiths' Strangeways, Here We Come on the road.
5) Worked for a few hours
...yup.
2) Spent some time with the cat that practically lives by the freshmen dormitories at my university.
3) Took a nap
4) Listened to The Smiths' Strangeways, Here We Come on the road.
5) Worked for a few hours
...yup.
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1. Opened a bank account
2. Bought a punnet of physalis
3. Listened to 'Heritage' by Opeth (again)
4. Bought a birthday present for Kim
5. Got the giggles whilst playing a Facebook game
2. Bought a punnet of physalis
3. Listened to 'Heritage' by Opeth (again)
4. Bought a birthday present for Kim
5. Got the giggles whilst playing a Facebook game
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Re: 5 things you did today
1) Woke up
2) Got up
3) Ate breakfast
4) Drank coffee and tea
5) Posted this
Yup... I don't have a life...
2) Got up
3) Ate breakfast
4) Drank coffee and tea
5) Posted this
Yup... I don't have a life...
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1. Started the day by cracking my head on the en-suite's door frame
2. Spent 2 hours in the bank being subtly misled
3. Had a great lunch out with Kim in Northwich
4. Reinforced my existing dislike of Crewe Railway station
5. Celebrated Norwich City's fine home win over Sunderland in the Premier League
... just another humdrum day; well, lunch was nice
2. Spent 2 hours in the bank being subtly misled
3. Had a great lunch out with Kim in Northwich
4. Reinforced my existing dislike of Crewe Railway station
5. Celebrated Norwich City's fine home win over Sunderland in the Premier League
... just another humdrum day; well, lunch was nice
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Me and my mate put a jar of flowers in the microwave at Crewe stn. once adn it started craclking so we legged it..Beowulf wrote:1
4. Reinforced my existing dislike of Crewe Railway station
... just another humdrum day; well, lunch was nice
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1. Drove for 2 hours to get to Wakefield - and on purpose as well!
2. Beat my high score on Quick Fire 8-Ball Pool (www.miniclip.com)
3. Ate haddock for dinner
4. Had a bath until my fingers and toes went all pruney
5. Kissed the missus and told her how wonderful she is
2. Beat my high score on Quick Fire 8-Ball Pool (www.miniclip.com)
3. Ate haddock for dinner
4. Had a bath until my fingers and toes went all pruney
5. Kissed the missus and told her how wonderful she is
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Re: 5 things you did today
Far out Beowulf!
I read this page five times, among many other things.
I read this page five times, among many other things.