SydsMadcapGirl wrote:
the general mentality here stinks, as I've said in the past.
Let me tell you about Paducah, Kentucky.
Every year in April the numerous elderly, blue-haired members of The American Quilters Society converge upon the town and block traffic while trying to figure out where the heck they're going (at four and a half miles per hour) which is usually to the AQS museum/headquarters. For about a week, old women who quilt and their husbands (who don't even seem to know what PLANET they're on anymore) infest the town and make things miserable for all of us.
The idiots around Paducah drive around still flying the confederate flag...which really goes to show their utter ignorance since Kentucky wasn't a Confederate state...tawlking lahk thayis...and generally trying to stomp the living crap out of anyone who isn't like them.
Meanwhile...just across the Ohio River in Metropolis, Illinois, there is a huge statue of SUPERMAN outside the courthouse, a large green-painted rock with a large sign behind it saying that it's the largest specimen of Kryptonite ever found (the sign ends with the signature of one Clark Kent) sits about two or three block from the casino boat and for a week in June or July, the citizens of Metropolis crowd Ferry Street to take part in that wild and crazy act of debauchery and hedonism known as the SUPERMAN CELEBRATION!!!!
I swear to God that I am not making any of this up...you think your town sucks...come visit me sometime.