Pink Floyd Big Brother

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Wed May 21, 2003 4:30 pm

Day 1 in the house:-

Rick is fast asleep on the sofa in the lounge. It's been a hard day of smoking cigarettes and looking ever-so-slightly downtrodden.

Roger and Dave are outside discussing old times.. However there is a definate tension in the air.

Nick is in the kitchen, wearing a ferrari apron and listening to dance music. He has a boogie whilst preparing a special pie he's promised for the other house mates..

Graham Broad and Andy Wallace are in the bedroom comparing drumming notes. It seems the pair of them have become quite competetive with each other..

Outside Roger slaps Dave round the face.. Stunned, Dave picks up a garden chair and throws it in Rogers general direction. Waters, still nifty for his age, ducks and then kicks Dave up the backside. Gilmour goes flying into the chicken coup..

Chaos ensues as everyone in the house takes sides with either of the 2 men. Fists fly, garden furniture is destroyed, chickens lose feathers and all hell breaks loose.

Nick however remains in the kitchen. He looks at the scene outside looking worried, troubled, torn and not sure who to support. In the end he gets back to cooking his lovely crustless hagis pie.

David Smith · Post by **David Smith** » Wed May 21, 2003 4:33 pm

If anyone thinks this thread is just mindlessly insulting the members of pink Floyd then say and it shall be removed- David's professional side

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Wed May 21, 2003 4:38 pm

Sorry - only meant as a bit of fun.. just rambling really.

eternalechoes · Post by **eternalechoes** » Wed May 21, 2003 4:41 pm

IMO it's a funny story; I don't mind it because none of the members are being bashed or slandered. As long as board members don't take sides and start arguing with each other, it's ok.

Feeling Very Pink · Post by **Feeling Very Pink** » Wed May 21, 2003 5:15 pm

Genuine, genuine laughter.

Pugs on the Wing · Post by **Pugs on the Wing** » Wed May 21, 2003 5:40 pm

Meddler · Post by **Meddler** » Wed May 21, 2003 10:43 pm

Yes, but what happens in Day 2? This could be a fun little 'okay your turn' story....

Rick awakes from his slumber. Only to find that Nick is passed out in the kitchen, from an apparent over dose of crustless pie. Stricken with amusement he picks up poor Nick and lays him on the couch. While the rest of the gang are outside doing a West Side story dance/song fight. When out of no where Syd comes walking up and into the house. This of course stops the silly dancing. Everyone pauses in amazment and walks in. Syd is sitting at the kitchen table eating some of Nick's glorious pie....

Now it is your turn... what happens next?

Feeling Very Pink · Post by **Feeling Very Pink** » Thu May 22, 2003 3:18 am

meddler wrote:While the rest of the gang are outside doing a West Side story dance/song fight.

That's good stuff.

Post by **Keith Jordan** » Thu May 22, 2003 2:19 pm

Now that was an interesting day in the pink floyd big brother house!!

SydsMadcapGirl · Post by **SydsMadcapGirl** » Fri May 23, 2003 4:22 am

...except nobody recognizes Syd because he's bald, and uh...ya know, getting a bit bigger. He looks up and says, with his mouth still full, "I have 2 big refrigerators at home, filled with crustless apple pies"...

madcap69 · Post by **madcap69** » Sat May 24, 2003 1:13 am

Charade I am · Post by **Charade I am** » Sat May 24, 2003 2:00 am

why kill the privilege the human being has: and that?s to laugh

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Tue May 27, 2003 5:58 pm

Gabriel wrote:why kill the privilege the human being has: and that?s to laugh

My sentiments exactly!!

'Laugh and the world will laugh with you, sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle!' Steve Martin from the film Roxanne..

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Tue May 27, 2003 6:59 pm

Day 3 in the house:-

David and Roger are in the lounge watching TV. Roger starts moaning about how TV corrupts lives and how children all over the world are becoming violent and unruly because of 24 hr news stations. David politely asks Roger to shut up.

Nick and Rick are in the pink floyd big brother garden having secret discussions - rumours abound that they're thinking of doing a Pink Floyd album together without Dave.

Back in the lounge Rog and Dave are arguing about what to watch on TV. Dave has the remote control and wants to watch the cricket, however Roger wants to watch a documentary about world war 2!! Everytime Dave switches a channel on the remote, Roger gets up and switches it back on the actual TV set!! This goes on for about 41 minutes - whereupon both men (exhausted) decide to watch an old episode of M*A*S*H.. Roger feels slightly smug because at least he gets to watch something about the war.

Nick and Rick have decided to reform Pink Floyd and release a record called Nicks fictious Wet Dream.. Rick will write the music and Nick will bake the pies for the world tour.

Syd is nowhere to be seen... he may have escaped ??!

simpledumbpilot · Post by **simpledumbpilot** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:31 am

This is cool, write some more!