If you were wondering where I have been....

Post by **Keith Jordan** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:09 pm

I fell over and smashed my lower jaw in two places and just got out of hospital! Ouch! I tripped over a kerb. Oh dear.

Syd'sSexy · Post by **Syd'sSexy** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:20 pm

Ouch is right!

I hope you are feeling better Keith.

Yucateco · Post by **Yucateco** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:26 pm

Ouch! Sounds awful!

i hope you get well soon!

Damn!t · Post by **Damn!t** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:40 pm

Damn!

Did anyone tell you after that something like: why wherent you looking where you where going, or be careful next time, or you blunderer?

Becouse if someone did, then please folks, dont rub his nose with that sort of talk again.

Get well Keefo!
Look at the bright side of it... you'll look more taugh now, like you had a fight with someone, maybee you'll finally hook some girl with the new danger/macho look.

Stephen · Post by **Stephen** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:43 pm

Was it a badly maintained kerb? If so you should maybe take a look HERE and reconsider

pffan1990 · Post by **pffan1990** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:44 pm

Well at least you're getting better Keith.

But on the bright side, I'm sure you got to see the hot nurses and got quite a few nice sponge baths from a nurse that kept bending too low for you to look at her b**bs (censored as per Damn!t's rule here

) and then she gasped and moaned as she started to bathe you and then...
... I've got to stop watching porn!

Glad you're back with us Keith.

omnicron · Post by **omnicron** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:21 am

Damn man, sorry to hear about your "trip"... Next time perhaps consider to wait for the "fall" as you wont miss as much while your visiting the hospital.
Nothing to get broke up about however.

Hope you get feeling better - I bet you got some nice pain pills!

jambo · Post by **jambo** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:51 am

Bugger mate, hope you feel better soon (if not already).

lostplay · Post by **lostplay** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:24 am

dude
damn
take care of your self ..
hope you jaw heals well .

by the way who was that surragote admin who took your place ??

oz1701 · Post by **oz1701** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:02 am

Keith Jordan wrote:I fell over and smashed my lower jaw in two places and just got out of hospital! Outch! I tripped over a kerb. Oh dear.

that must have stung

thankfully you didn't fall under a bus.

hope you fully recover soon.

David Smith · Post by **David Smith** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:28 am

Actually your good friend sir Paul did leave us a little clue about it. Sounds painful, and hope you feel better soon

my breakfast. · Post by **my breakfast.** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:42 pm

Lockjaw Jordan makes a bid for freedom!

Post by **Keith Jordan** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:14 pm

Thank you chaps. I have a very sore head/jaw/face!!

princessDungan74D · Post by **princessDungan74D** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:27 pm

ouch.............get better

my breakfast. · Post by **my breakfast.** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:01 pm

princessDungan74D wrote:...get better

...or I kill a cat.

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