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Keith Jordan wrote:Thank you chaps. I have a very sore head/jaw/face!!
If you were given pain pills, try to increase your caffine intake as it well help the effectiveness of the meds.
another idea, if you break the pain pills in half, it will work quicker and last longer as they will disolve more evenly and be more effective.

Head trauma is the worst, you bleed more from the head and the side effects are so much more pronounced.
I bet your about tired of the liquid diet?
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omnicron wrote:I bet your about tired of the liquid diet?
Oh God yes!!!!! I had chicken, potato, gravy, carrots, broccoli and some amounts of water all liquidised for my dinner last night!! All into one!! haha. It was surprisingly nice. I just need to keep the nutrients coming in!!! I have loads of nutrient boost stuff in the form of powder to drink to keep my body going for the next 6 weeks whilst I have no mouth to open! :shock:

I want a full working mouth again! :(
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:( I shouldn't have joked about it earlier Keith as it sounds terrible, hope you have a speedy recovery.
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Stephen wrote::( I shouldn't have joked about it earlier Keith as it sounds terrible, hope you have a speedy recovery.
:lol: I feel it is best to make these situations as comical and as trivial as possible instead of wallowing in self pity and all that cal!! I am all up for having a light hearted view about it all, but it still hurts and is very inconvenient for life and work! :)
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you might want to take some extra Calcium and Vitamin C daily. The calcium will help with bone healing and the vitamin C will help keep your immunity up and reduce risk of infection.
viagra will help with the post tramatic stress :lol:
I will now enjoy a bowl of split pea soup and think of you...
speaking of which, I have several very good soup recipes, if you would like I can give you a few.
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THIS THREAD NEEDS PICS!!!!

:D

ah, only kidding... sorry to hear of your mishap Keith... was there a drink or three involved??
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Keith Jordan wrote:
I want a full working mouth again! :(

bet the family thinks 'if we knew this was the only way to get him to shutup we would have done this a long time ago'. :lol: Take it easy bud.
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I am good for recipes thanks, Jedi.

There was a little alcohol involved but not too much. I just tripped and fell on my chin. Oh dear!!

There will be no pictures. Wouldn't want to scare the girls off!!
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pix or it didnt happen thnx
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PublicImage wrote:pix or it didnt happen thnx
:lol: :lol: yes! we want see!
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Keith Jordan wrote:Wouldn't want to scare the girls off!!
Nevah Keith! WE WANT PICS!!!! :D
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Why on earth would you want pics???? :shock:
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PICS OR GTFO
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my breakfast. wrote:PICS OR GTFO
As I said, no pics of my injury.
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Can't you post a few of someone else with a similar injury and we can pretend it's you? :lol: