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Here I am......


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Ahahaha, it says NHS in the corner. That's brilliant.
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Keith Jordan wrote:Here I am......


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Use some moisturizer düde. You look a little flakey. Your jaw looks good hanging off your face like that. It gives you aesthetic charm. The chicks will be lining up for you. You still look better than Keith Richards.
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2066 wrote:You still look better than Keith Richards.
:smt043 :smt043 :smt043

Keith, you delectable hunk! Your accident has dramatically improved your sex appeal! :lol:
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Keith Jordan wrote:Here I am......


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I see that diet has payed off. And all that time spent outdoors playing golf has given you skin a nice tan.
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Keith Jordan wrote:Here I am......


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damn dude, forget vitamins, minerals and soup, you need to see another doctor. :lol:
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Keith Jordan wrote:Here I am......


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You may have to visit a dentist and have a couple of your teeth straightened
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I went round to see Keith and got this photo of him.

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That's his new nickname anyway :lol:
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I wondered how long it would take you, Paul! :lol:
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Well I thought I would post some......

In Hospital a few hours after I tripped, fell and broke my jaw on both sides....
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And then a week later this afternoon looking a little healtier, but still in pain nonetheless!
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doesnt look as bad as i thought it would - you look almost back to normal in the week later shot - it could have been a lot worse - you were lucky i think.
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Yes, it could have been much worse. Notice I have my mouth closed on the week later shot though!! I am full of metal and elastic holding me together!! Not a pretty sight! :shock: :D
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Keith Jordan wrote:Yes, it could have been much worse. Notice I have my mouth closed on the week later shot though!! I am full of metal and elastic holding me together!! Not a pretty sight! :shock: :D
im rather glad you didnt smile then :lol:
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Pah! Apart from the chilli sauce down the shirt, you look completely normal! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You can't expect someone with a broken jaw to eat a kebab without making a mess