Broken Jaw - Recipe for Yummy Liquidised Food! Mmmmm!!

[Keith Jordan]

Here is the sort of stuff I am eating!!

With the mouth wired shut, the only option is liquid food!! Make good use of the liquidiser/blender!!

.:Ingredients:.

3 pieces of ham
1 glass of milk
1 glass of water
1 bowl of mixed vegetables
1 load of mashed potato
1 good helping of black pepper and basil

.:Method:.

1 - Cook the potato and vegetables.
2 - Whilst they are cooking, put everything else in a blender/liquidiser and give a blast for 30 seconds.
3 - Add veg and potato and blast some more!

All done.

Give it a try yourself! Its actually quite tasty!! Post your final result here!! haha


The Ingredients

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Mmmm lets get stuck in!

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All done!

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[ddebil]

That must have taken hours to eat all that!

[Keith Jordan]

A good twenty minutes!! Most of it is liquid... milk and water. And lots of potato!!

Actually quite tasty! You should all give it a go. I wrote the ingredients out above. Just cook the things that need cooking then throw it all in a blender and give it a blast for a minute!!!

[my breakfast.]

Thats quite a vat of orange mush you got there! No straw, very dissapointed!

[ddebil]

Even found room for the Aero dessert!

[Keith Jordan]

Even found room for the Aero dessert!

I know!! I have about 20 of those in the fridge! I keep snacking on them, I have developed a thing for them!

Cant forget the ensure drink either! Those contain loads of vitamins and minerals to keep the body working well during times like these! 300 calories in each I might add!!

[Syd'sSexy]

Good heavens Keith!

Those veggies look a little frosty.

That doesn't sound half bad, really. You can use a spoon though? I guess your concoction is a bit too thick to use a straw.

I sure hope you have figured out how to drink beer during these trying times.

[Stephen]

Are you wearing Huggies with all that mushed up food Keith, careful if you fart from drinking too much beer !

[Keith Jordan]

Hehe. Its just the same as a normal meal, just mashed up before it gets to the mouth!!

I can use a spoon. Just pour it in the mouth and down it goes!

[snifferdog]

The stuff doesn't taste so bad if you close your eyes and don't look at it. I have to do this for my mother as well and it does turn into an unappetising looking mush. I've found if I blend the potatoes, veg 'n meat separately, it doesn't seem so bad. Of course, none of us objected to mushy food when we were babies

[Keith Jordan]

Yes, I tried all the things separately but I really didn't like the texture of it! I would rather have the general taste of a meal as a "soup" rather than liquid meat. Knocks me sick!! haha.

I like soup! Even large Pyrex bowls of it!!

[ddebil]

I sure hope you have figured out how to drink beer during these trying times.

Er, isn't that how this all started?

[Keith Jordan]

Er, isn't that how this all started?

Start as you mean to go on!

[Syd'sSexy]

Er, isn't that how this all started?

Good point young man!

Scratch the beer comment!

[snifferdog]

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

Homer Simpson