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dgsyd1
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A ghost walks into a bar, the barman says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
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"I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT, GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!" :lol:
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Putting Jesus into a situation always fills me with laughter :shock: :roll: :D
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A dyslexic walks into a bra... :)
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